Friday, 18 March 2011

Murder Of English Language

   An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave." 




From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
“As I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.." 


A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.”

Letter writing:

"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."  

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